8.10.2006 |  To the girls:

posted by Jon
09:52 | SAY SOMETHING |



Last Sunday, I remarked to Amy that girls under 20 should not be allowed to drive. Granted, I had just had an SUV flung at my car door at 75mph on I-75 in Jacksonville by a 15-year-old girl at the time, but I stand by that statement despite whatever state of trauma I might have been in. I could provide you with heaps upon scads of evidence to support it (I'm looking at you, Susannah and Elaine!) Some might even argue for not letting women drive at all (read Secret #9), but that could be disastrously inconvenient for us guys. Ah well, at least you're pretty to look at.

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